Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Bad Karma?

Enjoy the silence while you can. Ann Coulter has had her jaw wired shut. Apparently she fell and broke her jaw. Most people who fall break an arm or a leg or nothing at all. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone breaking a jaw in a fall. Kind of makes me believe in karma or some kind of divine retribution. If anyone deserves to be silenced it's her. Because of her mean nasty comments and her strange looks, she has a lot of nicknames. If you watch Keith Olbermann on MSNBC you probably know her by the name Coultergeist. Some of her other nicknames are Ann the Man, Ghoulter, and Annexoria. These are the nicer ones.
Here are some of the the things she has said in the past:

"We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say."

"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it's the party of women and 'We'll pay for health care and tuition and day care -- and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?'"

"If I'm going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I'll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot."

"I was going to have a few comments about John Edwards but you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot."

"These broads (911 widows) are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies. I have never seen people enjoying their husband's deaths so much."

"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media."

"Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole."

"There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats."

"We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals."

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots."

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President."

"The swing voters -- I like to refer to them as the idiot voters because they don't have set philosophical principles."


Native Pride said...

I had a broken jaw but not from a fall. I guess you could broke your that why if your mouth is always opened wide and believe me she nevers close's it.

Anonymous said...

Though the thing about women voters isn't as spectacular as the ones about Edwards, you have to dub her a kind of "genius of stupidity," that she first claims the stupid women voters are the single women, and then a few sentences later, it's the (probably mostly married) soccer moms.